Quotes- compiled by ME

I found these interesting quotes from the net, n here i am sharing...enjoyy!

LOVE Quotes~

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly
- Sam Keen

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
- Robert Frost


Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end



FUNNY quotes~

The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed
- Chamfort

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- unknown

There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle-aged
- Anonymous

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names
- John F. Kennedy

Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight
- Phyllis Diller


If you do kiss a politician, remember this: You are not only kissing him, you are kissing every butt that he has kissed in the last eight years
- Jay Leno

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fall in love
- Potter

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
- Bailey (so true!)

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
- Schulz

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
- Robert Bloch

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson (haha!)

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse"
(dont do this to ur men please..)

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
-Homer Simpson (Mr Yellow making 'innocent' statements, as always)

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. ( XD )

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures
-George W. Bush (FYI, he was the american President..hmm)

The road to success is always under construction

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
- Paddy O'Dea (hehehehehe!)

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture
- Robin Williams.